Ty-isms
Ty on etiquette
When you burp its pardon me, when "breaking wind" its excuse me, and after coffing its coff me
Ty on bed time
Aunty Cole: "are you asleep?"
Ty: "yes"
Aunty Cole: " sleep now!"
Ty: "I am asleep"
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I dont have to go to bed tonight, I went to bed last night, and im going to bed tomorrow night........
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Aunty Cole: "Ty can you put these undies on"
Ty walks in with them on her head
Ty on meal times
Mummy: "would you like a sandwich?"
Ty: "no im not hungry, I wanna go to mcdonalds"
Mummy: "why do you want to go to mcdonalds if you're not hungry?"
Ty: "ill be hungry if I go to mcddonalds"
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Mummy: “What do u want for dinner?”
Ty: “chicken and chips with aunty cole at mcdonalds all night... can I
have that?”
Mummy: “No”
Ty: “awww, ill be your best friend if you let me”
Phrases that ty has been taught
Uncle Jim: "Kormos sit your ass down"
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Aunty Cole: "im going to kick your butt"
Ty on babies
"I didnt sleep well cause I have 10 babies in my arms and 10 in my legs and they were kicking me all night"
(aunty wendy and kylie are both pregnant)
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Babies get in your tummy when you eat a lot, and to get it out again the doctor puts a big needle in your tummy to suck it out
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Aunty Wendy did you know your baby is swimming about in coke?
Random phrases
"I have big muscles cause I eat my dinner"
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Mummy can I have a dress like this when im bigger?
(in reference to mummys red latex dress)
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I love your socks mum...
(mummy was wearing fishnet stockings)
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Ty calling jim "Aunty Jim" by mistake......
(sorry jim that had to go in)
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From the first day that Ty saw Komos she fell in love with him, and Kormos became "HER KORMOS"
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Ty was swinging on the edge of the couch and when mummy asked her to hop down Ty said "I wont hurt my head, cause its made of glass"
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Rotten egg farts are used to cook eggs!!!
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Out of the blue in a cab ride Ty tells Mummy that "Aunty Cole has smelly farts"
(im innocent I tell you!!!!)
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Ty was going through the back seat of Aunty Coles car and found a pad, and asked me what it was i told her that id tell her when she was 12 and id buy her some (she caught me buy suprise and i didnt know what to say), a little later one we went out and as Mummy was getting in the car she held up the pad and said that when she was 12 Aunty Cole would get her some when she was older.
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Jonathan (one of Aunty Wendys friends) was chatting to ty on yahoo and his display picture was of him wraped up in his doonah, head and all, exept for his face, and she told Aunty Wendy that Jonathan has funny hair.
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I was driving a long with Ty and all of a sudden she tells me "put your foot down Aunty Cole!"
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Ty: Aunty Cole my hair smells
Aunty Cole: what does it smell like
Ty: farts
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Ty was getting changed in to PJs and her pants were below her butt and she says "Look Aunty Cole im dressed and walking like a boy"
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Mummy told Ty she was gorgeous and her reply was"I know that now shut up im trying to sleep!"
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Ty's school was making up hampers for disadvantaged childeren and the things
that they were collecting were
*toys
*food/drink
*maths homework
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Ty on tv adds
Ty visted me at work one day and picked up some mentos gum and informs everyone that "They make your boobs grow bigger!" she saw it on the tv add.............
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Ty was watching mum clean the toilet and asked "shouldnt you be using toliet duck, it stops stains from sticking"
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