06/14/03

 What colour is a phone?                                                                                                       A: Green, green. Green, green. "Yellow! Blue?" Pink!

 There once was a little red man who lived in a little red house who was meeting with his little green friend across the road. The little red man got up in the morning before his friend would meet him across the road and took a little red shower. Then, without putting any clothes on, he walked out of his little red house. The little green man crossed the road and turned into a little green mess, all because he crossed while the little red man was  flashing.

 Wanna hear a dirty joke? A man fell in some mud. Now, wanna hear a clean one? He had a shower!