happy adults
happy adults is the brainchild of local cretin toby baldwin. influenced by such diverse phenomena as radiation sickness and devendra banhart, baldwin decided he required an excuse to vent his bile duct publicly. happy adults is this duct. consisting of anywhere upwards of zero members, the band itself is an amorphous and malleable entity. in other words, baldwin is a lazy and bitter indivdual with a bent for crypto-fascist frothing and unlistenable frequency heaping.