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John Saffran
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Gatesy:
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This is the John Saffran song.
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Gatesy:
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Everybody's free...
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Yon:
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Everybody's free...
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Gatesy:
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Everybody's free...
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Yon and Gatesy:
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To be subversive.
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Gatesy:
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Things were dull on Channel Two,
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I never thought we'd see a guy like you,
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Meet a guy like you.
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Running naked down the street,
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His bits were pixellated out of view,
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Like bad guys on the news.
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Yon and Gatesy:
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But John Saffran,
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He ran around the world,
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Not saffron,
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That's another word.
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Not a bad start.
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Gatesy:
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My baby says we won't get pregnant,
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When we do it the first time.
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That he heard it on the radio,
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From a wise American guy.
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Gatesy:
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"Remember, you don't get pregnant the first time".
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Yon and Gatesy:
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And now that I'm three months gone,
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I learned to shoot too late.
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Gatesy:
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The father is no longer here,
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And I just want to cheer -
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Yon and Gatesy:
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Let's hear it for the boy!
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Let's hear it for Saffran.
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Pissed off the Israelis,
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Desecrated Disneyland.
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Gatesy:
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Oh, maybe he's no Romeo,
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But he's bound to get a one-man show.
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Yon and Gatesy:
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Oh, oh, oh, oh,
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Let's hear it for the boy.
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Yon:
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Hey, you got to meet Richard Fidler. What's he really like?
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Gatesy:
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Call me good,
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Yon:
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Good.
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Gatesy:
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Call me bad,
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Yon:
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Bad.
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Gatesy:
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Call me anything you want to, baby,
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Yon:
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Orange!
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Gatesy:
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I don't care,
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'Cause I'm glad,
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I'm TV's golden boy,
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I'm getting more girls than I ever had.
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Yon and Gatesy:
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Baby, I'm Saffran!
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Gatesy:
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If you're gonna do it, do it right. Right?
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Do it with me.
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Yon and Gatesy:
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Baby, I'm Saffran!
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Gatesy:
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If you're gonna do it, do it right. Right?
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Do it with me.
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Yon and Gatesy:
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Baby, I'm Saffran!
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Yon:
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Fish gotta swim,
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And birds gotta fly.
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I've gotta love,
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Saffran 'till I die.
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Yon and Gatesy:
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Can't help loving Saffran of mine!
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