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01 - Overture
02 - Welcome and Ad
03 - Main Theme
04 - Setting the Scene
05 - Peaceful Merchant Ship
06 - Let's Pretend We Never Met
07 - Ship Battle
08 - Dave
09 - Ghost Ship
10 - That Was a Close Call
11 - Enid
12 - Bubble Helicopter
13 - Soliloquy and Interrogation
14 - Everyone's a Tosser
15 - Building an Enid
16 - Die With Dignity
17 - Enid Ahoy!
18 - Showdown
19 - Return of the Ghost Ship
20 - The End
21 - Tosswinkle Megamix




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Setting the Scene
   
Yon: Okay, okay, umm... it's the start of the show, I'll set the scene. Yeah?
Gatesy: Umm...
Yon: That's all right with youse all?
Gatesy: Yeah cool.
Scod: All right.
   
Yon: AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHH!
  YEE! YEE! YEE!
  Grrrrrrr...
  Bep-op bep-op bep-op bep-op bep-op bep-op!
   
  Thank you.
   
Scod: Okay! All right, now, our story begins on uncharted waters, there's a ship sailing...
Yon: What are you doing?
Scod: I'm actually setting the scene. Is that all right with you?
  ... ship sailing towards the east, all right, and they're lost.
   
Yon: No, they know all this, they know all this. Duh!
  They know, for example:
  "AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHH!" ... that there's a merchant ship...
  "YEE! YEE! YEE!" ... sailing in uncharted waters...
  "Grrrrrrr..." ... carrying spices...
  "Bep-op bep-op bep-op bep-op bep-op!" ... to the east.
   
Gatesy: What... what sort of spices?
Yon: BLEHP! BLEHP!
Gatesy: Salt!
   
Scod: But... but... do they even know the name of the ship or, you know, who's the pilot?
Yon: They know all this, they know the ship's called the "SS Defenceless" and they know the captain's name is Doomed Pete, they know all that.
Gatesy: You've got to read in between the moves, Scod... (to audience) I'm sorry about him...
   
Scod: Mmmm... all right, okay.

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