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Tom Cruise Song
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Download the mp3 of this song from the Triple J website.
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(Many thanks to Taryn for these lyrics).
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Wil:
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Well, it's been a bit of a tough one. It's Mimi Rogers' birthday.
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Adam:
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Mmm...
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Wil:
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Mimi Rogers was married to Tom Cruise.
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Adam:
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For about four seconds.
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Wil:
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Yeah, so we would like to know what it's like to be married to Tom Cruise.
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Adam:
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It's also Mozart's birthday, so we would like a Mozart influence if that's all right. Medical reports are suggesting pelvic rocking, isn't as beneficial as we might have thought it was - if we could have a song that talks up pelvic rocking, that'd be great.
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Wil:
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And can we also reveal who Tripod thought should have been Australian of the Year instead of Steve Waugh?
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Adam:
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Take it away, Tripod.
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Scod:
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Have a good one, everyone!
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Tripod:
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(Warming up) Mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi...
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Gatesy:
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Rogers! Rogers!
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Tripod:
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Mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi...
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Gatesy:
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I've never been married to Tom Cruise,
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But I imagine that I know,
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What it would be like to be married to Tom Cruise.
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Tripod:
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You would go to lots of the premieres and the movie stuff in general,
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That's what it would be like to be married to Tom Cruise,
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To be married to Tom Cruise,
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To be married to Tom Cruise.
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Then Tom Cruise dumps you for someone else,
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'Cause the movie stars are very fickle,
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That's what it would be like to be married to Tom Cruise.
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One minute you would be married to Tom Cruise,
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The next minute you'd be married to Ed Harris,
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That's what it would be like to be married to Tom Cruise.
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And we get busy,
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Listen to Mozart and Phil Izzy,
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And we drink and we fall down dizzy.
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Yon:
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At the same time...
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At the same time...
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At the same time...
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At the same time...
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Gatesy:
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I've never been married to Tom Cruise,
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But I reckon that I know what it'd be like,
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I reckon it'd be shit to be married to Tom Cruise.
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Yon:
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Sure, he makes the Mission Impossible,
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But he also makes the mission impossible,
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If you consider the mission to be married to Tom Cruise.
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Tripod:
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And we all get busy,
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Listen to Mozart and Phil Izzy,
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'Til we drink and we fall down dizzy.
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Yon:
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At the same time...
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At the same time...
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At the same time...
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At the same time...
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Scod:
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Tom Cruise is good in a good film,
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But he doesn't help it be a good film,
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He just happens to be there while it's being a good film.
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Tripod:
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Tom Cruise has been around for a long time,
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And everybody thought him beneficial.
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But it turns out that he's only as useful as pelvic rocking,
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As pelvic rocking.
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Tripod:
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As pelvic rocking.
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Tripod:
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Still, pelvic rocking's got its uses in everyday life,
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And Nicole should get Australian of the Year for putting up with being Tom Cruise's wife.
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And we all get busy,
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Listen to Mozart and Phil Izzy,
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And we drink and we fall down dizzy.
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And we all get busy,
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Listen to Mozart and Phil Izzy,
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And we drink and we fall down dizzy.
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Yon:
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At the same time...
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Gatesy and Scod:
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And all we get busy...
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Yon:
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At the same time...
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Gatesy and Scod:
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Listen to Mozart and Phil Izzy...
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Yon:
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At the same time...
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Gatesy and Scod:
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And we drink and we fall down dizzy...
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Tripod:
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At the same time...
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