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Jamie Oliver
   
  (The challenge was to include a weird food (they chose a sultana sandwich), and to sing about the Naked Chef, in the style of Britpop).
   
Scod: Here we go - one, two, three, four!
Gatesy: Rockin' on! Uh! Yeah! Yeah!
Scod: You've got to imagine the drums.
Gatesy: Bmp-duh, bmp-duh, something like that.
   
Gatesy: My girlfriend don't love me no more,
  I'm trying my best, but she wants more.
Tripod: She says,
Yon: "Why can't you be like that guy on TV?"
  "He calls himself naked, but wears a skivvy".
   
Gatesy: I decided to make her some food,
  Well, I stood at the stove in the nude.
  But then I find out why he's not tackle-out,
  Why he's not in the buff while he's cooking his stuff.
  I discovered a whole new meaning to...
Gatesy and Scod: "Fat fire"!
   
Scod: I'm trying so hard to impress her,
  But in the kitchen I'm making a mess-a.
Yon and Scod: My pasta's a huge disaster,
  She's not in a hurry to eat my curry,
Scod: And my soup spelt backwards is "puos".
   
Tripod: But I've got a new recipe,
  And maybe if she uses it, she'll love me.
   
  Oh, postie,
Gatesy: Please deliver,
Tripod: My sandwich,
Gatesy: To Jamie Oliver.
Tripod: That would be the best gift I could give her,
Gatesy: If my sultana sandwich made it on the Naked Chef.
   
Gatesy: Yeah, yeah, all right! Rocking out for the kicks, man!
Scod: This is the impro bit.
   
Gatesy: I can just see him now on his show,
  In between washing his car and riding his moped.
  His beautiful flat and his trendy speech impediment,
  Does he ever have time to cook?
   
Gatesy: Well, what we got now is this, ah, new recipe posted in from, ah, Merrick, yep, Merrick, yep. It's a sultana sandwich, you know, it's a bit weird, bit like me, 'cause I'm a bit weird, I'm a bit on the edge, I'm a bit cool, I'm, I'm, I'm young, old people don't really get me, you know, 'cause I'm fantastic, yeah, I'm bloody great! Yeah!
   
Tripod: Oh, postie,
Gatesy: Please deliver,
Tripod: My sandwich,
Gatesy: To Jamie Oliver.
Tripod: That would be the best gift I could give her,
Gatesy: If my sultana sandwich made it on the Naked Chef.
   
  What a gyp,
Tripod: Girls get Jamie Oliver, and we get Two Fat Ladies!
   
Gatesy: Yeah, rock and roll, man, do it for the kicks!

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