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Gospel According to Britney

Robbie: Britney Spears made a passing quote about heaven. Wil and Adam wondered about the rest of her theological beliefs. With some Latino grooves, for good measure.
   
Gatesy: In the beginning,
  When there was nothing,
  God said "Let there be rock",
  Then he changed his mind and came up with me.
   
Tripod: Bowp! Bow bow bowp!
   
Scod: Then there was Moses,
  Turning sticks into snakes.
  Man, the drugs were good back then,
  If you burn enough bush you could part the Red Sea.
   
Tripod: Bowp! Bow bow bowp!
   
  God said, "Let there be light,
  Let there be a stage.
  Wall-to-wall midriffs and ambiguous breast size".
  You have the right,
  If you're underage you'll understand what this recording is reporting,
  It's the Gospel...
Scod: ... According to Me.
   
Yon: Then all this other stuff happened.
  I'm not clear on the facts -
  Some sort of exodus,
  Must be a road trip with a coming of age.
   
  David and Goliath,
  Had some sort of romance, I think.
  In Soddom and Gomorrah,
  And they were turned into pillars of the community.
   
Tripod: Bowp! Bow bow bowp!
   
  God said, "Let there be light,
  Let there be a stage.
  Wall-to-wall midriffs and ambiguous breast size".
  You have the right,
  If you're underage you'll understand what this recording is reporting,
  It's the Gospel According to Me.
   
Scod: Okay, time for the Latin stuff!
   
Gatesy: Arrriba!
Yon: (Makes trumpet noises)
   
Tripod: According to me...
Scod: Everybody wore rags but they didn't make it look good like I do.
Tripod: According to me...
Scod: Everybody was a virgin but they didn't make it look good like I do.
Tripod: According to me...
Scod: You didn't need to raise from the dead if you had decent management like I do.
Tripod: According to me...
  According to me...
   
  God said, "Let there be light,
  Let there be a stage.
  Wall-to-wall midriffs and ambiguous breast size".
  You have the right,
  If you're underage you'll understand what this recording is reporting,
  It's the Gospel...
Gatesy: ... aaaaaaccording to Me.