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I Hate Your Family (Censored)
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(Many thanks to Belinda for these lyrics).
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Gatesy:
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I'm lightin' a candle,
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As I'm looking through my window.
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To the town square, the snow covered streets, so lonely and bare...
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Yeah...
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Scod:
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The town Christmas tree,
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Winks mockingly at me.
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'Cause I should be spending Christmas with you.
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Yon:
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I **** my last gift and put the sellotape away,
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Check the answering machine.
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And in the distance a choir ****s,
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About the joy that Christmas brings.
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Gatesy:
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But it's makin' me feel blue,
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'Cause I should be spending Christmas with you.
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But it breaks my heart,
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That that's the place I just can't be...
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'Cause I **** your family.
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Scod:
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The day I **** you,
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I knew you could ****.
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When we're alone, my world is complete,
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You're all that I need.
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Yon:
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But when your ****,
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They shit **** the ****.
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Gatesy:
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Spending time with them,
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Just makes my **** bleed.
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Tripod:
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And it's makin' me feel blue,
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'Cause I should be **** you.
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But I'd **** nuts **** tree,
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Gatesy:
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'Cause I hate your family...
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Yon:
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The night I first **** them,
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Tripod:
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The dog ****,
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Scod:
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And your father **** me with a ****.
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Gatesy:
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Your sister showed me her ****,
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And what she did then ****.
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Scod:
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And it's **** spew,
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Tripod:
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**** **** **** ****,
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**** **** **** you.
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**** drink **** wee,
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'Cause I hate your...
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Yon:
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(Over the top) ARSE!
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Tripod:
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Ahhhhh...
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Scod:
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With your Grandpa doing dick tricks at the table,
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I can't believe your mum asked me to **** the bottle.
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Gatesy:
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Yeah, I'd rather be enclosed in a box of killer bees ****,
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Yeah, I'd rather be attacked by giant chimpanzees **** ****,
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Yeah, I'd rather wear a suit designed by Jenny ****...
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Scod:
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Your mum is dumb,
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Yon:
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COCKKNUCKLE!
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Yon:
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And your dad is mad.
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Gatesy:
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And that's why I'm so sad.... ****
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