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Bonus Track Part 2
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Yon:
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Before we finish, though, we'd like to give you a little...
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Audience member:
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(Shouts something unintelligible)
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Yon:
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Pardon?
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Gatesy:
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Did you just say "head job"? Before we go - head job!
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Scod:
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Is that an offer, sir?
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Gatesy:
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Come on, man! Crazy horses up the road, mad man!
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Yon:
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It also helps if you pick a gap when you talk, then we can hear what you say the first time and respond in some humourous or satirical way.
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Scod:
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Comr on, say something else. You know what you don't actually realise is that Yonny went to "Heckle Comeback College".
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Gatesy:
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Did anyone know that?
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Scod:
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He's as quick as you like, old Yonny...
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Gatesy:
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He's a gun...
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Scod:
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You don't know what you're getting yourself in for...
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Gatesy:
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Come on, Mr Headjob man...
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Scod:
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Come on...
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Gatesy:
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Give him a heckle, quick!
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Scod:
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Come on, quick, quick!
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Yon:
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Let's have it.
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(Silence)
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Yon:
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Come on!
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Scod:
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He's popped down into his little hole! You know, they burrow under pubs and just pop up and say random words and then just move on.
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Gatesy:
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I've heard about them!
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Scod:
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Yeah!
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Yon:
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They've got a whole network extending all the way to the Town Hall.
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Scod:
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There's one in the Builders' Arms, one at the Espy...
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Gatesy:
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I thought we brought in a species of rabbit to get rid of them... no? We didn't?
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Scod:
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No...
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Gatesy:
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Will you say something? Maybe it wasn't so rude, maybe he said "hand job".
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Scod:
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And he's a bit embarassed, you know, at having been misquoted.
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Gatesy:
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Will you just give him a heckle and he'll do it! Come on, it's the final show!
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Scod:
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Come on, this'll be good!
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Audience member:
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Show us your tits!
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Scod:
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Show us your tits!
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Gatesy:
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All right! You're in for it!
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Yon:
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This is gonna be good!
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Scod:
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(Laughing) Awwww... I feel a bit sorry for you, mate!
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Gatesy:
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Come on, Yon!
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Yon:
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(Laughing) You just watch what's gonna happen...
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Scod:
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(To audience member) You're fucked!
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Yon:
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Show us your tits... one at a time...
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(And for those of us who weren't there, what actually happened past this point is left entirely to speculation!)
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