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Ikea
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Scod:
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I think that I wanna try getting work with the guy,
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Who makes the plastic television sets for Ikea.
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Yon and Gatesy:
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I, I, Ikea... I, Ikea...
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Scod:
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So they can put them on show.
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I think they must cost a lot, they look real and they're not,
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They're only fake and they put them on the shelves at Ikea.
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Yon and Gatesy:
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I, I, Ikea... I, Ikea...
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Scod:
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So when the customers go,
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And wonder what the stuff would look like at home,
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Yon and Gatesy:
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It's all set up so they know!
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Tripod:
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I'd have to learn about plastics and all the industrial techniques.
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I could branch out on a sideline,
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And make plastic food that you can't eat.
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Scod:
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And plastic trees, but my first love is TVs.
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Yon:
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T T T V V Vs, T T T V V Vs T T T TVs.
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Scod:
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(*) You feel so good, they don't think there's a lot that's at stake
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I'd serve the world by making plastic stuff for Ikea.
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Yon and Gatesy:
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I, I, Ikea... Scod just stuffed up...
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Scod:
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The stuff that isn't for sale.
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Gatesy:
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This is it, best rhyme in history!
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Scod:
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You feel so good, so at ease,
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There's no crime or disease,
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My plastic stuff would make the customers feel happ-ier.
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Yon and Gatesy:
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Hap-hap-happier, hap-hap-happier.
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Scod:
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Plastic world at Ikea.
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Yon and Gatesy:
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Plastic world, plastic world, plastic world!
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Gatesy:
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There's no electrical problems...
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Yon and Scod:
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There's no problems...
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Tripod:
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... with a plastic CD player.
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Yon and Scod:
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You can't hurt your back...
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Gatesy:
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And you can't hurt your back carrying...
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Tripod:
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... a hollow fridge.
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Gatesy:
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You'll never see a single murder,
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Tripod:
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There's no violence on the blank screen of the telly.
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Plastic printers don't use paper, not a single tree is killed.
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Yon and Gatesy:
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My plastic television...
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Scod:
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I think that I wanna try,
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Yon and Gatesy:
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My plastic television...
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Scod:
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Getting work with the guy,
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Yon and Gatesy:
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My plastic television...
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Scod:
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Who makes the plastic...
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Tripod:
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... television sets for Ikea.
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(*) The correct version of this line is:
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"I’ll make them big, make them fake, there's a lot that's at stake"
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