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Ikea

   
Scod: I think that I wanna try getting work with the guy,
  Who makes the plastic television sets for Ikea.
Yon and Gatesy: I, I, Ikea... I, Ikea...
Scod: So they can put them on show.
   
  I think they must cost a lot, they look real and they're not,
  They're only fake and they put them on the shelves at Ikea.
Yon and Gatesy: I, I, Ikea... I, Ikea...
Scod: So when the customers go,
  And wonder what the stuff would look like at home,
Yon and Gatesy: It's all set up so they know!
   
Tripod: I'd have to learn about plastics and all the industrial techniques.
  I could branch out on a sideline,
  And make plastic food that you can't eat.
Scod: And plastic trees, but my first love is TVs.
Yon: T T T V V Vs, T T T V V Vs T T T TVs.
   
Scod: (*) You feel so good, they don't think there's a lot that's at stake
  I'd serve the world by making plastic stuff for Ikea.
Yon and Gatesy: I, I, Ikea... Scod just stuffed up...
Scod: The stuff that isn't for sale.
   
Gatesy: This is it, best rhyme in history!
   
Scod: You feel so good, so at ease,
  There's no crime or disease,
  My plastic stuff would make the customers feel happ-ier.
Yon and Gatesy: Hap-hap-happier, hap-hap-happier.
Scod: Plastic world at Ikea.
Yon and Gatesy: Plastic world, plastic world, plastic world!
   
Gatesy: There's no electrical problems...
Yon and Scod: There's no problems...
Tripod: ... with a plastic CD player.
Yon and Scod: You can't hurt your back...
Gatesy: And you can't hurt your back carrying...
Tripod: ... a hollow fridge.
   
Gatesy: You'll never see a single murder,
Tripod: There's no violence on the blank screen of the telly.
  Plastic printers don't use paper, not a single tree is killed.
   
Yon and Gatesy: My plastic television...
Scod: I think that I wanna try,
Yon and Gatesy: My plastic television...
Scod: Getting work with the guy,
Yon and Gatesy: My plastic television...
Scod: Who makes the plastic...
Tripod: ... television sets for Ikea.
   
   
  (*) The correct version of this line is:
  "I’ll make them big, make them fake, there's a lot that's at stake"

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