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Stalk
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Yon:
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I had a nice break... I was talking to Gatesy actually. Very entertaining. And then I just spent some moments alone with my thoughts, and...
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Scod:
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Pretty lonely then...
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Yon:
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Ho-ho-ho. And, I was just thinking, I can't wait until the show's over. I'm having a good time of course, but a 7-11 has just opened out around the corner from me, and I just can't wait to get home and get into some convenience.
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But also, as well as that, what I'm really glad about, is the girl that works at the 7-11 is gorgeous! She's beautiful... I'm so glad, you know.
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I was hiding in her garden the other night, and I looked in the window and I thought... you, young lady, you need a song written about you. And this is it:
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Gatesy and Scod:
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(Yyyya-da-da-da-dah, yyyya-da-da-da-dah)
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(Yyyya-da-da-da-dah, ya-da-da-da-da-da-dum)
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Gatesy:
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You say that there isn't a chance,
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Scod:
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That we two will have a romance.
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Yon:
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You just need a little more time,
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But in the meantime...
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Tripod:
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Is it okay if I stalk you?
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I just want to make sure you're okay,
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And behaving while I am away,
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Is it okay if I stalk you?
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Don't mind me, I won't get in the way,
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And although I'll see you every day.
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You won't see me!
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Gatesy:
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You've stated in words very clear,
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Scod:
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That you don't require me here.
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Yon:
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So to your conditions I bow,
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But for now...
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Gatesy and Scod:
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(now now)
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Tripod:
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Is it okay if I stalk you?
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I just want to make sure you're okay,
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And behaving while I am away,
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Is it okay if I stalk you?
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Don't mind me, I won't get in the way,
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And although I'll see you every day.
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You won't see me!
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I will be in the vicinity, no matter where you go.
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It's a good thing, what with all of the nutcases out there, so...
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Yon:
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Is it okay if I, is it okay if I...
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Yon and Scod:
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Is it okay if I, is it okay if I...
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Tripod:
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Is it okay if I...
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Is it okay if I...
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Is it okay if I, is it okay if I, is it okay if I, is it okay if I, is it okay if I, is...
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It okay if I stalk you?
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Yon and Gatesy:
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(stalk you, stalk you, stalk you)
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Scod:
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Don't mind me, I won't get in the way,
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Yon and Gatesy:
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(Stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk)
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Scod:
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And although I'll see you every day,
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You won't see me,
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'Cause I'll be concealed in my car,
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Gatesy:
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At the back of the bar,
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Yon:
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In the restaurant, behind the piano,
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Gatesy:
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The man over there, with the hair,
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Scod:
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And the moustache and wearing the glasses that, no offence, I wouldn't normally wear,
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Yon:
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'Cause my eyesight is fine,
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Tripod:
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And with night-vision goggles, I see even better,
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They flatter you more than the closed-circuit video.
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Is it okay if I stalk you?
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I just want to make sure you're okay,
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And behaving while I am away,
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Is it okay if I stalk you, stalk you, stalk you, stalk you?
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Stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk you,
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Stalk you, stalk you?
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