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Stalk

   
Yon: I had a nice break... I was talking to Gatesy actually. Very entertaining. And then I just spent some moments alone with my thoughts, and...
   
Scod: Pretty lonely then...
   
Yon: Ho-ho-ho. And, I was just thinking, I can't wait until the show's over. I'm having a good time of course, but a 7-11 has just opened out around the corner from me, and I just can't wait to get home and get into some convenience.
   
  But also, as well as that, what I'm really glad about, is the girl that works at the 7-11 is gorgeous! She's beautiful... I'm so glad, you know.
   
  I was hiding in her garden the other night, and I looked in the window and I thought... you, young lady, you need a song written about you. And this is it:
   
Gatesy and Scod: (Yyyya-da-da-da-dah, yyyya-da-da-da-dah)
  (Yyyya-da-da-da-dah, ya-da-da-da-da-da-dum)
   
Gatesy: You say that there isn't a chance,
Scod: That we two will have a romance.
Yon: You just need a little more time,
  But in the meantime...
   
Tripod: Is it okay if I stalk you?
  I just want to make sure you're okay,
  And behaving while I am away,
  Is it okay if I stalk you?
  Don't mind me, I won't get in the way,
  And although I'll see you every day.
  You won't see me!
   
Gatesy: You've stated in words very clear,
Scod: That you don't require me here.
Yon: So to your conditions I bow,
  But for now...
Gatesy and Scod: (now now)
   
Tripod: Is it okay if I stalk you?
  I just want to make sure you're okay,
  And behaving while I am away,
  Is it okay if I stalk you?
  Don't mind me, I won't get in the way,
  And although I'll see you every day.
  You won't see me!
   
  I will be in the vicinity, no matter where you go.
  It's a good thing, what with all of the nutcases out there, so...
   
Yon: Is it okay if I, is it okay if I...
Yon and Scod: Is it okay if I, is it okay if I...
Tripod: Is it okay if I...
  Is it okay if I...
   
  Is it okay if I, is it okay if I, is it okay if I, is it okay if I, is it okay if I, is...
   
  It okay if I stalk you?
Yon and Gatesy: (stalk you, stalk you, stalk you)
Scod: Don't mind me, I won't get in the way,
Yon and Gatesy: (Stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk)
Scod: And although I'll see you every day,
   
  You won't see me,
  'Cause I'll be concealed in my car,
Gatesy: At the back of the bar,
Yon: In the restaurant, behind the piano,
Gatesy: The man over there, with the hair,
Scod: And the moustache and wearing the glasses that, no offence, I wouldn't normally wear,
Yon: 'Cause my eyesight is fine,
   
Tripod: And with night-vision goggles, I see even better,
  They flatter you more than the closed-circuit video.
   
  Is it okay if I stalk you?
  I just want to make sure you're okay,
  And behaving while I am away,
  Is it okay if I stalk you, stalk you, stalk you, stalk you?
  Stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk you,
  Stalk you, stalk you?

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