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Apparently
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Gatesy:
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We had Rod Quantock on, he was a special guest last Thursday, and we learnt a lot from him about comedy, oh yeah. Apparently, like, you know, to know stuff about the world is a good thing!
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Yon:
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Who would have thought it?
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Scod:
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Now let's just face off with a bit of a misconception that's out there right now...
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Gatesy:
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Yeah...
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Scod:
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And that is that Tripod aren't politically aware. Now it's not true!
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Gatesy:
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We get accused of so many things....
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Scod:
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We get accused of being ignorant about the world...
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Gatesy:
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We get accused of being cockspanks...
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Scod:
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Yes, and it's obviously not the case!
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Gatesy:
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Well, maybe a bit.
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Just him.. but...
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Yon:
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And him. Me, not so much.
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Gatesy:
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Cockspank...
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Scod:
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Do you know what my life is like, chained to goblin boy and Fonzi over here is? It's appalling!
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So, ahh, anyway, ah yes, political...
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Gatesy:
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Political, yeah! We've got political stuff! This is our political song!
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Scod:
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This is a protest song!
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Gatesy:
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Yeah, that's right, come on!
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Yon:
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Oi!
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Tripod:
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Ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba bup!
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Apparently, they have the technology,
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To fix the ozone hole.
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All you have to do,
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Is shut down every factory in the world.
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And that is too much of a sacrifice.
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Ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba bup!
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Yon:
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Apparently, they have the technology,
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Gatesy and Scod:
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(Bup bup-ba-bup bup-ba-bup bup-ba-bup-ba-bup-ba-bup)
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Yon:
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To make a man or woman able to fly.
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Gatesy and Scod:
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(Bup-ba-bup bup-ba-bup bup-ba-bup-ba-bup-ba-bup)
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Yon:
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All you have to do,
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Gatesy and Scod:
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(Bup-ba-bup bup-ba-bup bup-ba-bup-ba-bup-ba-bup)
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Tripod:
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Is have your arms cut off and surgically replaced with wings.
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And that is too much of a sacrifice.
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Ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba bup!
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Yon:
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Apparently,
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Scod:
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(Apparently parently parently)
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Yon:
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they have the technology,
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Scod:
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(Technology nology nology)
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Tripod:
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To track any stolen mobile phone.
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(pho-oo-oo-oo-ne)
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All you have to do,
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Is get the police to go out and arrest everyone with a stolen mobile phone.
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And that is too much of a sacrifice.
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Apparently, they had the technology,
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To fix the millennium bug.
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All you had to do,
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Was sit on your arse and do fuck all.
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But that was too much of a sacrifice!
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Gatesy:
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Yeah!
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Scod:
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Yeah!
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Yon:
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Keep thinking everyone!
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Scod:
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Keep thinking!
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Yon:
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Question everything!
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Scod:
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Yeah, fight the power!
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Gatesy:
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Revolution action, sticking to the man!
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Scod:
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Yeah, sticking it to a man, yeah...
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Yon:
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Hey Scod, do your tough arms...
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More like a tough lip really.
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Gatesy:
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No wonder you got the shit kicked out of you at school.
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Scod:
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Hey! You were that cruel to me in those days!
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Gatesy:
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Ahh, wedgie heaven.
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We're actually recording tonight - did you know that? Well, you do now. They've got mikes and shit stuff up everywhere. Yeah, it's a big special night for us, we're recording. Live at the Pat.
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Scod:
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What did you say? Did you want your moment of fame did you, did you have something to say?
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Yon:
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Go on, say something and it'll be recorded. We promise it will go on the CD. No, really!
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Gatesy:
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Well, it'll go on the tape and we'll just cut it out later.
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